Funny Twists on Classic Sayings That’ll Make You Smirk
Let’s just have some fun. I love a good cliche, and I love the twist of a term, so today I’m going to toss out a bunch of twisted cliches.
Curiosity thrilled the cat
When life gives you lemons, squirt them in life’s eye
You can’t teach an old dog new tricks – unless you bribe it
A penny saved is barely worth the effort
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
Good things come to those who hustle while they wait
You made your bed – now unmake it if you don’t like it
Don’t put all your eggs in one basket – unless you really like omelets
It’s all fun and games until the Wi-Fi goes out
Jack of all trades, master of fun
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success
A rolling stone gathers no deadlines
Home is where your phone autoconnects
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a great story
Don’t count your chickens before they unfollow you
Better late than…oh wait, it’s tomorrow already!
I hope this bit of whimsy was fun. Did I miss your favorite twisted cliches? Let me know down below the Related Posts section!
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